INSTRUCTIONS
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense.
No Cheating.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Wake Up - Korn (hahahahaha)

WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
Angry Johnny - Poe (I wanna kill you, i wanna blow you.. away.. yeah, i believe it)

WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
Get Busy Living he or Get Busying Dying - Fall Out Boy (heh, they would prefer the former rather than the later, methinks.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
December (live) - Collective Soul (so, in other words, my friends apparently have no faith in me whatsoever)

WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
I.O.U. one galaxy - The Ataris (is this some reference to me being an alien? Cmon, people, i'm part human, at least)

WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
Covet - Jack Off Jill (the lyrics probably fit.)

HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Swallowed in the Sea - Coldplay (swallowed in something, i can give you that.)

HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
Intervention - Corrosion of Conformity (an act of god in regards to my love life, aye, because that's the only intervention i see doing anything)

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
Fire - Augustana (this song is about lust... not a good premise for a marriage.. hrm.)

WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
The Doberman - Kasabian (they never had no future, they never had no past, I was alone) (past tense alone.. hmm.. perhaps.. )

ARE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
Lizard Sphere X - Psychostick (hmm.. it says drugs are bad and school is cool and to be yourself.. bad.. flat out no, not good at school at all.)

WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
The Dumb Song - Psychostick (you're dumb)... (still dumb).. (judging by the level of intellect involved in this one, I'm doubting it.. furthermore, im doubting i should ever consider this list as anything even remotely worth paying attention to, though.. so, yeah.)

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Half-Life - Local H (got a good beat.. why not?)

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Falling Out of Love - Aqualung (because god knows I won't have a nearly depressing enough playlist set up in advance..)

THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
As We Speak - The Ataris (yep.)

YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
Nothing From Something - Offspring (i protest)

HAPPY TIMES:
Great Expectations - Jurassic 5

SAD TIMES:
If Only Tonight We Could Sleep - The Cure (I'm not making this shit up)

EVERY DAY:
Lipan Conjuring - Tool (ah, tribal chanting from a man named maynard.. fits my life pretty well)

FOR TOMORROW:
Collide - Dishwalla (good song)

FOR YOU:
And So I Know - Stone Temple Pilots (for who?)

WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
Scream - Goo Goo Dolls (isn't that what this year had?)

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
First it Giveth Number One - Queens of the Stone Age

WHAT DO I THINK WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING?
Storm - Guano Apes (heh heh heh)

WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
New Shoes - Paolo Nutini (cmon, man.. i fucking hate this song.. the only reason it's on the damn player is because the rest of the cd is good.. I refuse to dance to this song on principle.) (i call bullshit)

WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
Glamorous Indie Rock and Roll - The Killers (good sign.. ok, not really)

YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
Stop! - Jane's Addiction

FAVOURITE PLACE?
Daughters Down - Kittie (?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Assassin - Muse (um, i know nothing of any plot and/or conspiracy.. seriously, though)

DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Heartbreak World - Matt Nathanson (sounds right.)

WHAT DO I LIKE DOING MOST?
In the Meantime - Spacehog (yep, why not?)

SONG THAT DESCRIBES MY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL:
I don't have a principal anymore.. but, Comfortable Liar by Chevelle kicked on.. that I can get behind.

WHAT IS MY STATE OF MIND AT THE MOMENT?
All Black - Good Charlotte (don't judge me for them.. i only have the one cd.)

HOW WILL I DIE?
Somewhere - Soundgarden

THE SONG THAT YOU'LL PUT AS THE TITLE?
Cough Syrup - Butthole Surfers